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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:55 pm Post subject: Hehehe ! Jokes Reply with quote

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The English guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"
"Sure", Says the Englishman.
The American rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The Englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?"


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:52 pm Post subject: No icon Re: Jokes Reply with quote

A LONELY woman in her 70s decided
that it was time to get married, so she put
an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN
MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT
BEAT ME, MUST NOT ROOT
AROUND ON ME, AND MUST
STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL
APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN
PERSON
.’

The next day she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the
door to see a grey-haired man with no
arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.
The old woman said, “You’re not
serious, are you? Just look at you! For a
start, you have no legs!”
The old man smiled, “Therefore I
can’t root around on you, can I?”
She snorted, “You don’t have any
hands either!”
Again the old man smiled. “So I
won’t be able to beat you!”
Then the woman raised an eyebrow
and gazed intently at the man. “And how
are you in bed?” she asked.
With that, the old bloke leaned back,
beamed a big smile and said, “I rang the
doorbell, didn’t I?”


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:55 pm Post subject: No icon Re: Jokes Reply with quote

A Fella goes to a female dentist to have a
tooth extracted. He’s a bit nervous, and when
she pulls out the needle he freaks out and says,
“No way! I hate needles.”
So the dentist hooks up the nitrous oxide
mask and the man says, “No, I can’t do gas.
either. Just the thought of having the mask on
my face makes me scared.”
The dentist then asks the patient if he has
any objection to taking a pill.
“No probs,” he says. “I’m fine with pills.”
So the dentist hands him two pills.
“What are they?” he asks.
“Viagra,” says the dentist.
“Wow!” says the patient. “Does Viagra
really work as a painkiller?”
“No,” she replies. “But it’ll give me
something firm to hold onto while I pull your
tooth out.”


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