A Fella goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. He’s a bit nervous, and when she pulls out the needle he freaks out and says, “No way! I hate needles.” So the dentist hooks up the nitrous oxide mask and the man says, “No, I can’t do gas. either. Just the thought of having the mask on my face makes me scared.” The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. “No probs,” he says. “I’m fine with pills.” So the dentist hands him two pills. “What are they?” he asks. “Viagra,” says the dentist. “Wow!” says the patient. “Does Viagra really work as a painkiller?” “No,” she replies. “But it’ll give me something firm to hold onto while I pull your tooth out.”
A LONELY woman in her 70s decided that it was time to get married, so she put an ad in the local paper that read:
‘HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT ROOT AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.’
The next day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, “You’re not serious, are you? Just look at you! For a start, you have no legs!” The old man smiled, “Therefore I can’t root around on you, can I?” She snorted, “You don’t have any hands either!” Again the old man smiled. “So I won’t be able to beat you!” Then the woman raised an eyebrow and gazed intently at the man. “And how are you in bed?” she asked. With that, the old bloke leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
If you've watched a Good or Bad Movie lately, you can share your experience with others in this thread.
I'll start us off by telling you the last Movie I watched.
My better half and I watched a very strange movie just 3 nights ago, it was called 'Darling' and it was about a woman that takes care of a House for a Madame, knowing that it has a sinister past, with the last caretaker throwing herself off the balcony of the building.
It is filmed in Black & White but that didn't put us off. It kind of added to the psycho atmos of it all but after a while you don't even notice that it is B&W. The movie is not the most nail-biting I've seen but it does have it's psycho-tendancies throughout. I can see this not being everyone's cup-o-tea but I kind of enjoyed something 'out of the norm', shall we say.